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Annoying coworker/Professional

I don't have capacity to take this on. Please keep ownership with the current team.

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  1. Name the offender

    Six situations, from the coworker who books meetings about meetings to the message that starts with hey stranger.

  2. Set the intensity

    Professional keeps your job. Polite keeps the peace. Thermonuclear keeps the group chat entertained for a week.

  3. Copy, send, move on

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The annoying coworker

The person who replies-all, books a sync about the sync, and calls it collaboration. Five tones, one graceful removal.

  • Politely out of scope
  • Declines the recurring invite
  • Still HR-survivable
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