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I don't have capacity to take this on. Please keep ownership with the current team.
FuckOff.com is a small, fast writing tool for the sentence you have rehearsed in the shower and never actually sent.
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Name the offender
Six situations, from the coworker who books meetings about meetings to the message that starts with hey stranger.
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Set the intensity
Professional keeps your job. Polite keeps the peace. Thermonuclear keeps the group chat entertained for a week.
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Copy, send, move on
One tap to copy, one to share. Nothing is stored, nothing is sent anywhere, and nobody gets threatened.
The annoying coworker
The person who replies-all, books a sync about the sync, and calls it collaboration. Five tones, one graceful removal.
- Politely out of scope
- Declines the recurring invite
- Still HR-survivable
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